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I DREW DIS HOT BOOTY PIC

I DREW DIS HOT BOOTY PIC

YOU GUYS ITS VRISKA

YOU GUYS ITS VRISKA

and also this?

and also this?

i drew this.

i drew this.

i am going to draw one quality homestuck everyday this week. EVERY OUNCE OF ARTS IN MY BODY SHALL BE EXPENDED!!!!

((I REALLY HATE THE BACKGROUND ON THIS I WAS SO BORED AND DID NOT HAVE A CLUE OF WHAT TO DO.

i am going to draw one quality homestuck everyday this week. EVERY OUNCE OF ARTS IN MY BODY SHALL BE EXPENDED!!!!

((I REALLY HATE THE BACKGROUND ON THIS I WAS SO BORED AND DID NOT HAVE A CLUE OF WHAT TO DO.

idontcareifthisisalreadytaken:

Yes, I’m a HOMESTUCK. I push people in wheel chairs downstairs that clearly say uUUh„„, I laugh harder when I try to explain my shipping. I walk into a room and cry because nic cage is not there. I count on my fingers all the deaths. I hide the homestuck from my loved ones. I say it is a long…

kitkaloid:

My rendition of The Sufferer.Oh, wow! Thanks for 100+ followers! I’m really flustered.I love designing ancestors! I’ll try to do the ancestors people have suggested or requested, but they more or less get done depending on my inspiration.. and.. inspiration is kind.. of… uh.. all over.. the place?Yeah!.. Uh.ENJOY?(I know he wants to be anonymous with his blood color, but the red I picked might as well be Aradias blood. At least it’s on the hemospectrum.Also yes the cape pin is SUPPOSED to look like a safetypin.)

kitkaloid:

My rendition of The Sufferer.

Oh, wow! Thanks for 100+ followers! I’m really flustered.

I love designing ancestors! I’ll try to do the ancestors people have suggested or requested, but they more or less get done depending on my inspiration.. and.. inspiration is kind.. of… uh.. all over.. the place?

Yeah!.. Uh.


ENJOY?

(I know he wants to be anonymous with his blood color, but the red I picked might as well be Aradias blood. At least it’s on the hemospectrum.

Also yes the cape pin is SUPPOSED to look like a safetypin.)

me and my sister were hanging out with our friend carter, who we are trying to get to read homestuck. SO even though we are very much late to the party, hAVE THIS.

me and my sister were hanging out with our friend carter, who we are trying to get to read homestuck. SO even though we are very much late to the party, hAVE THIS.

cactuar:

ishi and my homestuck headcanon voices!!!!1111 GOGOGOGO

0:00 John - Jonny Quest (Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law) Dee Bradley Baker
0:08 Jade - Sari Sumdac (Transformers Animated) Tara Strong
0:13 Dave - Jack Darby (Transformers: Prime) Josh Keaton
0:27 Rose - Mai (Avatar: The Last Airbender) Cricket Leigh
0:40 Aradia - Aeris (Kingdom Hearts) Mandy Moore
0:56 Tavros - George Michael (Arrested Development) Michael Cera
1:07 Sollux - Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender) RU-FI-OOOOO!
1:19 Karkat - ragequit
1:51 Nepeta - Sakura Kasugano (Street Fighter Alpha The Movie) Michelle Ruff
2:00 Kanaya - Aqua (Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep) Willa Holland
2:23 Terezi - Miss Katz (Shin Chan) Grey Delisle
2:34 Vriska - Marceline (Adventure Time) Olivia Olson
2:52 Equius - The Boulder (Avatar: The Last Airbender) Mick Foley
3:12 Gamzee - Ted (Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure) Keanu Reeves
3:26 Eridan - Matthew Patel (Scott Pilgrim vs. the World) Satya Bhabha
3:38 Feferi - Tsuruhime (Sengoku Basara: Samurai Heroes) Kat Steel

I’m not 100% pleased with Gamzee’s voice, but the quote is hilarious.

… yup …

southerndesertexile:

Based on a conversation/impromptu roleplay me and my cousins had.

this was THE BEST roleplay. im now going to post it. right here. on this very post.

HI.PRIMITIVE EARTH MEAT THING.wwhat? is this karERIDAN.WHAT.WHY.GOG, WOULD YOU JUST GO AWAY.so karI WILL NOT BE YOUR MATESPRIT.ive been thinkinandoh..uhglubWHAT’S THAT. OH. IT’S THE SOUND OF YOUR HORNS FALLING OFF BECAUSE I BURNED YOU SO BAD. I CRACKED THEM. WITH MY INTENSE AND WELL DELIVERED REJECTION.kar…OH GOG. DON’T CRY ON ME.i thought wwe ahd somethin specialERIDAN DON’T YOU (expletive) DARE.and no one else wwill evven talk to me…and i thought you and me wwere somethin specialI…I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO THAT.HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU. IT WAS THE PIE.it didnt mean anythin to ya?kar you knoww that that pie was somethin magicWHAT DID YOU DO.ERIDAN. WHAT DID YOU DO.kar i think wwe both recognize that even if i didnt tamper wwith that pie wwe wwould still havve ya know…ERIDAN.DID.YOU.PUT.SOMETHING.IN.THE.PIE.i wwill admit to that only if you admit that regardless of the pie you felt somethin that nightIF I DID, JADE MY /ACTUAL/ MATESPRIT WOULD KILL ME.you knoww shes got a thing for strider glub lovve me kar*singing* hit me wwith your beautiful dirty lovvegivve me all the lovve in your heartlet me fill your quadrant to the brim STOP.JUST…STOP.PLEASE.givve me your beautiful dirty bucket lovveSTOP SINGING BUCKET SONGS.I WILL MURDER YOU.kar wwash your beautiful dirty mouthyou shouldnt say such dirty wwordsNO.ARGGGHHH.JADE IS GOING TO TALK TO YOU BECAUSE I CAN’T TAKE YOUR INCESSANT GRUB EATING MOUTH WORDS.you knoww wwhat kar i dont careyou can be as dirty as you wwantjade here. what’s going on!!!!! >:?eridan, you can’t do that to karkles!!! you know how upset he gets!!!wwill you lovve me jade?eridan!!!i wwant you jadeand you wwant me tooi knoww iteridan, you have to go into these things slowly. and right now i’m with karkles. what happened with feferi?eridan.eridan, please stop.dont open up old wwounds jadewwe are the only thing that mattersno wwordsonly sloppy makeouts noww*attempts to sloppily makeout**shoves away* eridan!!! no!!! >:Vwwhy notwwe could run awway together just you and me against the wworld(OOC: are you laughing as hard as me and iris are?)(OOC: Me and Lee are. Yes. A lot.)STOP HITTING ON MY WOMAN OR I’LL SMASH YOUR HORNS INTO A WALL AND USE THEM TO DIG OUT YOUR NOOK YOU GLUBBING LOVING FISH SCREWER.threewway matespritshipi dont havve it ironed outbut wwe could make this wworkwwe could all move into my hiveit wwould be beautifulWOAH.WOAH.HOLD YOUR NOOK THERE BUDDY.i already amWHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MOVING INTO YOUR HIVE.OH GOG.(OOC: I think. I think I just wet myself.)OMG I CANT WWAIT TO MOVVE INTO ERIDANS HIVvE WWHAT (expletive) FUN WWE WWILL HAVVEERIDAN.ERIDAN STOP.STOP PLEASE.(OOC: drawing this.)wwhy? wwe lovve each otherwwe wwere meant to bekarjade?are you twwo still there i havve a song for you guys*both have signed off to have matesprit time WITHOUT Eridan*: (dONT WWORRY ER„, uHHHHH„ i WWILL BE YOUR MATESPRITthanks tavvrAVVISH MEokaywwait!our lovve cannot be!uHHHH„, wWHY NOT? i LOVVE YOU ER! }: (im sorrymy heart is anothers(OOC: this was to great an oppurtunity to pass up)———-ERIDANI’vve come to lovve youGLUB38)*carcinoGENETIST has signed back on to pesterchum. Status: LEAVE ME ALONE, ERIDAN.*D-> And me as wwell….DID YOU JUST PROCLAIM LOVE TO YOURSELF THROUGH OTHER PEOPLE?hey eridan can ii lovve you 2?I WWANT T OLOVVE YOU3R1D4NLOVV3 M3kar all the trolls love meall of themhey i’m mason I LOVER HIM 2\O BBYDON’T.eridan MY BODY IS READY (OOC: so I’m scanning it right now.don’t you wwanna get on the lovve train kar?

southerndesertexile:

Based on a conversation/impromptu roleplay me and my cousins had.

this was THE BEST roleplay. im now going to post it. right here. on this very post.

HI.
PRIMITIVE EARTH MEAT THING.

wwhat? is this kar

ERIDAN.
WHAT.
WHY.
GOG, WOULD YOU JUST GO AWAY.

so kar

I WILL NOT BE YOUR MATESPRIT.

ive been thinkin
and
oh..
uh
glub

WHAT’S THAT. OH. IT’S THE SOUND OF YOUR HORNS FALLING OFF BECAUSE I BURNED YOU SO BAD. I CRACKED THEM. WITH MY INTENSE AND WELL DELIVERED REJECTION.

kar…

OH GOG. DON’T CRY ON ME.

i thought wwe ahd somethin special

ERIDAN DON’T YOU (expletive) DARE.

and no one else wwill evven talk to me…
and i thought you and me wwere somethin special

I…
I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO THAT.
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU. IT WAS THE PIE.

it didnt mean anythin to ya?
kar you knoww that that pie was somethin magic

WHAT DID YOU DO.
ERIDAN. WHAT DID YOU DO.

kar i think wwe both recognize that even if i didnt tamper wwith that pie wwe wwould still havve ya know…

ERIDAN.
DID.
YOU.
PUT.
SOMETHING.
IN.
THE.
PIE.

i wwill admit to that only if you admit that regardless of the pie you felt somethin that night

IF I DID, JADE MY /ACTUAL/ MATESPRIT WOULD KILL ME.

you knoww shes got a thing for strider glub lovve me kar
*singing* hit me wwith your beautiful dirty lovve
givve me all the lovve in your heart
let me fill your quadrant to the brim 

STOP.
JUST…STOP.
PLEASE.

givve me your beautiful dirty bucket lovve

STOP SINGING BUCKET SONGS.
I WILL MURDER YOU.

kar wwash your beautiful dirty mouth
you shouldnt say such dirty wwords

NO.
ARGGGHHH.
JADE IS GOING TO TALK TO YOU BECAUSE I CAN’T TAKE YOUR INCESSANT GRUB EATING MOUTH WORDS.

you knoww wwhat kar i dont care
you can be as dirty as you wwant

jade here. what’s going on!!!!! >:?
eridan, you can’t do that to karkles!!! you know how upset he gets!!!

wwill you lovve me jade?

eridan!!!


i wwant you jade
and you wwant me too
i knoww it

eridan, you have to go into these things slowly. and right now i’m with karkles. 



what happened with feferi?




eridan.
eridan, please stop.


dont open up old wwounds jade
wwe are the only thing that matters
no wwords
only sloppy makeouts noww
*attempts to sloppily makeout*

*shoves away* eridan!!! no!!! >:V

wwhy not
wwe could run awway together 
just you and me against the wworld
(OOC: are you laughing as hard as me and iris are?)

(OOC: Me and Lee are. Yes. A lot.)
STOP HITTING ON MY WOMAN OR I’LL SMASH YOUR HORNS INTO A WALL AND USE THEM TO DIG OUT YOUR NOOK YOU GLUBBING LOVING FISH SCREWER.

threewway matespritship
i dont havve it ironed out
but wwe could make this wwork
wwe could all move into my hive
it wwould be beautiful

WOAH.
WOAH.
HOLD YOUR NOOK THERE BUDDY.

i already am

WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MOVING INTO YOUR HIVE.
OH GOG.
(OOC: I think. I think I just wet myself.)

OMG I CANT WWAIT TO MOVVE INTO ERIDANS HIVvE WWHAT (expletive) FUN WWE WWILL HAVVE

ERIDAN.
ERIDAN STOP.
STOP PLEASE.
(OOC: drawing this.)

wwhy? wwe lovve each other
wwe wwere meant to be







kar
jade?
are you twwo still there 
i havve a song for you guys

*both have signed off to have matesprit time WITHOUT Eridan*

: (
dONT WWORRY ER„, uHHHHH„ i WWILL BE YOUR MATESPRIT
thanks tavv
rAVVISH ME
okay
wwait!
our lovve cannot be!
uHHHH„, wWHY NOT? i LOVVE YOU ER! }: (
im sorry
my heart is anothers
(OOC: this was to great an oppurtunity to pass up)
———-ERIDAN
I’vve come to lovve you
GLUB
38)

*carcinoGENETIST has signed back on to pesterchum. Status: LEAVE ME ALONE, ERIDAN.*

D-> And me as wwell

….DID YOU JUST PROCLAIM LOVE TO YOURSELF THROUGH OTHER PEOPLE?

hey eridan can ii lovve you 2?
I WWANT T OLOVVE YOU
3R1D4N
LOVV3 M3
kar all the trolls love me
all of them
hey i’m mason I LOVER HIM 2
\O BBY

DON’T.

eridan MY BODY IS READY 

(OOC: so I’m scanning it right now.

don’t you wwanna get on the lovve train kar?